It's Hip To Be Green

If I here one more person tell me they are “going green” I’m going to vomit. Now don’t get me wrong I’m all for those folks who want to save the environment, yada, yada, yada. I’m talking about those who do it for a fad. I was with my wife a while back at a Christmas party and this one young girl kept going on and on about “how she loved her mother earth” and she was a vegetarian because all the chemicals they put in the foods, and this and that… You know the tattooed artsy type. As soon as dinner was finished she says, “I’m going outside to smoke a cigarette.” I was floored! What a hypocrite. Anyways help mother earth all you can, but once you start making it hip, or a fashion statement you lose all credibility with me. Ugh, that being said I think I’ll drive my gas guzzling truck up to McDonalds today for a nice pesticide ridden lunch today.